Facts I've learned from the movies

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1. In the movies, if a woman is alone and hears a noise, she will go and check it out in her most revealing underwear. 

 

2.  In the movies, the ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.

3. In the movies, the Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective---or give him 48 hours to finish the job.

 4.  In the movies, a man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 

 

5.  In the movies, the Eiffel tower can be seen from any window in Paris. 

  

6.  In the movies, all police investigations will find it necessary to visit a strip club at least once. 

  

 7.  In the movies, if you are being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade any time of the year. 

8.  In the movies, you are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. 

   

9.  In the movies, all grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread. 

10.  In the movies, all bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off. 

  11.  In the movies, police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their polar opposite.